#mileyhaiku

Ok guys, this post - was teetering towards kind of pathetic. Nothing was planned. Nothing important happened last night just spin class and an awesome dinner and a lot of sports watching.  I didn't even take a photo of my food, because let's be honest you probably don't really care about the bomb burritos I made or they would have just make you jealous and leave you wanting them. Basically what I am saying is I was scrambling for a post until......

I remembered this happened yesterday after I shared the new Miley Cyrus video with Brad.

So I thought, shucks, he didn't say you guys couldn't be in the contest too. In case you forgot how to write a Haiku, I got you that link for a refresher. Leave me your best Haiku in the comments box and your email in case you have enough creativity to win!  Here is Bradley's attempt:

'Disney Channel queen / 

now all tattoos and twerk vids / 

I'm left void but rich'

#mileyhaiku

  And I'll leave you with my running stream of thoughts while watching this video: ::Miley, why you so hot?!  ::Miley, why you so weird? ::Miley, why the wonder bread? ::Oh hey, Eos chappies, I have that same flavor. ::Miley, I can't stop watching ::But I am pretty uncomfortable. ::Miley, why did you think all white was a good idea?  ::Miley, put the fur back, you're embarrassing Macklemore.  ::Miley, let me see your grill. ::Miley, leave the twerking to the ladies with rhythm next to you.  ::Miley, how is your lipstick still in tact after the pool? ::Miley, I picture you as Hannah Montan still, this is too sexual for me.  ::Miley, what would Billy Ray say?! He'd say, 'Don't break my heart. My achey breaky heart.' ::Oh, and now I have hit the replay button..... ::Miley, We can't stop.... watching this video.  ::Damn you, Miley.    Now go get your Haiku on!   <3 BB