3.11.2014

Sh*t Men Say

So I always get really excited at the thought of participating in this Sh*t Men Say link-up that is hosted by Amanda at Voyage of the MeeMee and Danae from Duh! Danae! However, there is a slight problem - Bradley is never not weird. As you have probably caught on from all of his Bachelor recaps. His thought process is usually baffling and off the wall. As my mother once said, 'sometimes, I just don't understand Brad's humor'. It's ok mom, neither do I. In fact while typing this up, I just got a snap chat video where he took the little french bull dog statue that I bought him when we first started dating and he recreated the scene from the Lion King song and all. Can't make this stuff up, people. Basically, what I am trying to say is, it is hard to pick just one thing Brad says or does to talk about. The guy is just an odd ball, but I suppose that is why I keep him around. I can't say he isn't entertaining. 

Bradley is also the type of person where once he gets an idea for something, he goes all out. Think Jim's level of excitement on the Office during the Office Olympics.

I mean the kid got so into the Bachelor this season he put together an entire Bachelor Fantasy Draft. What male does that?! Speaking of the Bachelor - no spoilers we are watching it tonight. Don't worry I will make him recap the final episode for you all. I know you would be heartbroken if he didn't. 

The board he made for the draft night (because yes, there was a draft night and yes he made an auction board for it) featured 8x11 colored cutouts of each of the female contestants. Side note: he did struggle with the board and first wrote Juan Carlos instead of Juan Pablo. It's hard to tell, but he wrote the Pablo part on an envelope and taped it onto the board. He took the time to cut each photo out! He writes weekly recaps of each episode and got far too invested in his favorite girl Renee. I think he is still trying to win her love over mine.  I am sure he would make a great step-dad for Renee's son. He is kind of a child still sometimes, they would play great together.


Moral of the story, I need to be better about keeping track of the weird sh*t Brad says and does. I feel like he would be the most entertaining contestant on a show like Big Brother where they constantly have cameras on him...

Cheers to Bradley being weird! 

<3 BB 


31 comments

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

bahahahhahaha! he did that board??? OMFG I CAN'T GET OVER IT LOLOLOLOL

-kathy | Vodka and Soda

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

I think Brad might be my hero.

Kait said...

i have some stories from bradley if you ever need them :)

someday we will go on a double date and it will be epic.

Nadine Lynn said...

Sooooo I think that it is pretty freaking epic that he made that board and had a draft night for one of the girliest shows on TV. So much girl drama that I can't even watch it. Haha!

My husband says hilarious and creepy stuff on the daily...but I cant write it all on my blog or people would wonder who I married...some of his thoughts are SO messed up hahaha!!!

Alex[andra] said...

Looks like Brad is plotting to be the next Bachelor. Watch out, girlfriend.

Kenzie S said...

I'm diggin the board he did, ha ha!

Rachel said...

I wish my BF got into The Bachelor this much!! I have to watch it alone before he gets home, and he always shushes me when I try to talk to him about the crazy that happened!!

Caroline said...

Ha, he seems like a hoot. You guys are adorable :)

Melissa Suggitt said...

i can vouch for this, because that snapchat last night. DIED.

Kay said...

My Twitter exploded with The Bachelor finale last night and I'm seriously anxiously awaiting to see what Brad has to say. Did I mention I love his racaps? Because I do, they're hilarious!!

Meg {henninglove} said...

goodness how do i even begin to talk about what happened last night?? first of all, nikki is a fool, a fool for continuing to stay with that sucker, i mean really, girlfriend you can do way way better!! and jp, glad you got to suck all the face you wanted during the season and the excuse you gave was i am the bachelor. the end.

MacKensie said...

His snapchat giggles were pretty fab last night.

Kym @ Travel Babbles said...

omg lol I NEEDED this laugh today!!! I want to link up for this Shit My Husband says, but you all will be questioning how he functions on a daily basis lol

Laura {happily ever} Parker said...

This is too awesome haha. I love his dedication to the cause! Interested to hear his thoughts on it tonight!

Jess said...

Brad seems awesome! Weird = awesome, so yeah. haha

Jetsettin Daisy said...

OMG He really put a lot of work into that board!!! That is too funny!!!!

Susannah said...

Haha. He's hilarious. Although, to be honest, I don't know how you have the energy to be with him. ;-)

Amanda @ Marry Mint said...

hahahahaha! I love it that board. Only a dude could make a dating show "draft" like.. toooo funny!

Amanda @ Marry Mint said...

hahahahaha! I love it that board. Only a dude could make a dating show "draft" like.. toooo funny!

Kelli @She Crab Soup said...

I did horrible this time at keeping track, you should have took a screen shot and shared that snapchat master piece.

lil desiqua said...

OMG this is hysterical!!! Probably the best in the link up! And of COURSE a GUY would do a draft of contestants!!!

JumpingJE said...

Pro tip - didn't brad audition for the amazing race? At least send in a tape? I believe I have a link to this somewhere if you don't.

Kasey Lynne said...

Oh Bradley, you're so special!

Helene in Between said...

michael is weird as shit and i constantly forget how weird he is. i wish i kept a mic around.

Angi Solle said...

This is the first time I think I'm stopping by your blog? I could be wrong...but I have definitely not seen that your boyfriend did a draft of the bachelor and literally laughed for minutes about it. How cool/funny of him!

Lauren said...

That gif makes me so happy. Flonkerton!

Whitney Leigh said...

Brad is the coolest. I'm slowly getting Landon on board with the Bachelor. Maybe I should try out the whole draft thing. That could probably snag him.

Whitney Leigh said...

Brad is the coolest. I'm slowly getting Landon on board with the Bachelor. Maybe I should try out the whole draft thing. That could probably snag him.

Chelsea Scally said...

Ok so I think after witnessing this board and his level of motivation you should have Brad begin his own blog. . . or just cover all things Brad. This is seriously Hilarious!!

Jamie @ You Gotta Have Hart said...

I don't watch the Bachelor or the Bachelorette but after seeing what your Man did for you (the board).. I think I could get involved and he's pretty stupendous!

Rachel said...

hahahaha!! A bachelor fantasy draft?? Gotta love a man who mystifies you with his strangeness...I have moments like that with my husband, too!