5.14.2014

Gross Confessions

So as always on this fine Wednesday (no, it really is fine here in Portland, we have had 80+ degree weather all week), I wanted to link up with Kathy and her blog Vodka and Soda and share some confessions with you. Some of them are kind of gross. Sorry.... 

//Confession: last night on Twitter via Thought Catalog I found the most disturbing YouTube video of someone getting a 25 year old black head popped / cleaned out. It was disgusting and yet I watched all 5 mins of the video. What is wrong with me?! Only click on this link if you are sick and twisted and evidently enjoy almost throwing up. It was like a sick and disgusting train wreck that I could not stop watching. 

Ew.



Then to make things worse after it was over I started watching similar ones that were recommended to me. Who does that?! 




//That confession leads me to my next confession and the fact that I love popping zits. Mine, yours, the dogs (ok that is a lie - dogs don't even get zits) Probably weird, but they are so satisfying. Although, I am trying to be better and not touch mine anymore. Something about that wives tale where they say 17 more show up on your face the next day if you pop one. 

//And since we're keeping it gross today I will confess that I am already tired of shaving my legs for nice weather. With the weather actually being in the 80s this week, that has me wearing skirts and dresses to work - which also means I should probably shave my legs more than every 2 weeks and to be honest - It's just really, really inconvenient for me. Who shaves their legs more than twice a week? ....You mean there are people that actually shave their legs every day even?! Really?! Who has time for that?! 

Anyway, I am sorry these confessions are disgusting. I guess I am just a disgusting person. Hope you didn't lose your appetite or your meal after reading this. 

Cheers!

<3 BB


ps. gifs found here, here, and here

34 comments

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

damn youtube sucks you in every time!! i do that too; watch gross stuff and i can't seem to look away and then i'm disgusted with myself but then start browsing the recommended videos. wtf.

thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda

Melissa Suggitt said...

GROSS CONFESSIONS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!

also i love popping zits. and i've definitely seen that video already. i got to push out a blackhead on my moms back this winter that was basically a black hole and it was the best moment of my entire life.

i need help.

Kait said...

HAHA didn't shave my legs this morning and i'm long overdue. takes way too much time. my sis used to pop my zits on my back for me - she loves it!

DeborahYanni said...

dammit. you warned me. I watched it anyway. Happy Wednesday indeed.

Helene in Between said...

nope nope did not click that link. but i do like popping zits and HATE shaving my legs.

Nadine Lynn said...

LOL @ the video you watched. I probably would have thrown up if I watched it. I get squeemish super easy. Yet....I still pick at my face so....

Shaving is for the birds!!!!!!!!!!

Kristen said...

ewwwww i did not click on that link. haha!
i used to like popping zits, but i just dont get them anymore (thank the cheese) but if i do, i cant help it, just cant help it.
i barely shave every 2-3 weeks. eh.
every day, aint got time for that! not even for my underarms, lol and they grow at the speed of too fast.

Sara Elizabeth said...

i have to go buy biore pore strips now.

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

I do a few swipes in the shower every morning and hope that they all add up to the whole leg at some point!

JumpingJE said...

WHAT you mean you shave for this weather? There's nothing more satisfying than leg hair whisping in the breeze.

Kidding, blugh.

Angi said...

I clicked on that link. And within 3 seconds closed it. I can't handle that type of stuff...I can do it if it's my OWN zit or blackhead or whatever but I cannot watch anyone else do theirs. I wish I could remember the link, I saw this video once where a woman was popping this GIGANTIC zit (although I personally think it was more like a boil) on her husband's back, it was literally like 3 inches across and the amount of stuff that came out of it...I'm getting nauseated just thinking about it.

ANYWAY. I shave my legs every single day. But I think it's because I've done it for SO long, my hair doesn't even really grow much anymore - I literally take less than a minute and I don't even use shaving cream. Just run the razor lightly a few times and done.

P!nky said...

Shaving for summer, is the one bad thing about summer. boo.

Lisa said...

Yess!! Shaving ugghh so freakin time consuming! I hate it haha!

Lisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

Kelli @She Crab Soup said...

I'm over shaving all the beach visible places too. I'm pretty sure someone was giving my pits side eye at karate yesterday.

Meg {henninglove} said...

why why why would you watch it and i mean ALL of it. i was intrigued enough but all that digging around i couldnt i stopped

Lauren said...

A coworker of mine says she showers and shaves her legs twice a day. Who has that much time? I was intrigued by that video and the only reason I didn't watch it was because it was five whole minutes. I might have to join your weird club now, though...

Katie Qué said...

I shave my legs every day but I do it very quickly and sloppily. My philosophy is that I'll get to whatever I missed the next day.

Also, my friend's mom used to PAY HIM to let her pop his zits.

Brittany said...

Phew that video was disgusting. I skipped through it because there was no way I was watching 6+ minutes of that!!

Totally agree with the shaving legs issue. At this point I'm just like... meh hairy legs could be a thing...

Laura {happily ever} Parker said...

Ha! You crack me up. Try watching a video of cysts being popped! Dis.gus.ting!!

Rachel @ Love, Rachel said...

OMG. gross. hahaha but funny.

Rebecca said...

I. Hate. Shaving. Legs.

Kay said...

The whole video.. I just watched the whole video and I couldn't turn away. I just.. How does that even happen? HOW?! Oh and people shave every single day? Who are these people? They're nuts.

Tami said...

How does someone even shave every single day? They must have super sonic leg hair growth. I swear every time I need to shave to wear a skirt or something, I have like .2 millimeters of stubble and will get crazy razor bumps if I shave then... oh hey I joined in your gross theme!

Shane Prather said...

Haha! I refuse to click that link on principle ;) And I'm right there with you, I'd trade lives with a naked mole rat just to not have to shave!

Kasey Lynne said...

i might be putting our friendship on hold because of these confessions. still thinking about it though..

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

Gross confessions are my favorite kind of confessions!!!!
Popping zits is a... blast! ;P

Lauren S said...

I totally agree about the shaving legs thing. It's a pain. Ugh, my bf likes to pop zits and bacne and such. It's disgusting!

Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre said...

I mean who secretly doesn't like popping zits its like kinda rewarding! I totally used my blue light zit thing on Mark the other night....hahahaha he would kill me if he knew I was telling you he sat there for a very patient 2 minutes to let the blue light work it's magic ;-)

Anna said...

damn the digging tho. how did it even get to that point?

Just Me, Angie! said...

Sorry I'm so late reading this, but yes there's one person who shaves her legs every day ... Me!

Just Me, Angie! said...

Sorry I'm so late commenting, but just wanted you to know there's one every day leg shaver out there ... Me!

Rachel Sedaker said...

I am not clicking on that link- I am inclined to passing out- but, I am curious about this idea of having an old blackhead cleaned out... And shaving is really only necessary 2x a week- it's not like anyone can see leg stubble from a normal point of view.

Becky said...

Ha ha it's like Jim Gaffigan comedy - it's funny because we all do it/think it/like it but no one admits it. :) Awesome.

Kayla Moothart said...

Um - absolutely hilarious!