OK, yeah, so the World Cup is here. It's cool and all. It's in Brazil. I left you with a lot of information on it last Friday. Yadda, yadda, yadda. You can go check it out here. What I actually want to talk to you about today is the amount of power I have in my relationship with Bradley. Don't worry this kind of ties into the World Cup. Sort of...
Now most of the time I try to use this power for the greater good and try not to abuse it. BUT I just have to share with you how awesome it is to be this influential when I want to. So, it is no surprise that at least 86% of the reason I watch soccer is for the attractive men. I have to stay entertained for the 90+ mins of the soccer game somehow. The first thing I do is pick out my favorites from each team. This year's favorite on the US Men's National Team... Hands down Geoff Cameron. Yum.
I may or may not have mentioned, on more than one occasion, that I find Geoff to be gorgeous even with his sometimes questionable facial hair. Anyway, one of the things I really think Geoff is doing right is being creative with his haircuts. Now soccer players often get a bad wrap for having horrible hair styles. Which most of them do have horrible haircuts. Geoff however has done well with getting an edgy cut, but not getting too crazy. Let's just say, I am a fan. I mean look at this photo, guys. So pretty.
Here is where the power in my relationship comes into play. Yesterday Bradley went to get his haircut and he totally showed his hairstylist pictures of Geoff Cameron. Now I don't want to say I influenced that... But I mean, let's be honest. I totally did.
Ohhh the girlfriend thinks Geoff Cameron is attractive. She mentioned it is the haircut that makes him attractive. If I get my haircut like Geoff's then maybe she will find me even more attractive?...That is obviously the conversation Bradley had with himself before his haircut.
Basically what I am saying is I have the power to make Bradley even more attractive and look like a professional soccer player. His days of playing Division I soccer are not enough for this jersey chaser. Pats self on back.
Now if only I could get Bradley to find a suit and tie like this....
Cheers to new haircuts oh and the World Cup too!
<3 BB
