that's not cool, bro

Ugh, guys do you ever have a bad dream where you just feel like you're having it the entire night and can't wake up from it?! That was me last night and the worst part was, it involved a giant snake! And lemme tell you, this girl HATES SNAKES. Confession: I think I had the dream about snakes because of the episode of Pretty Little Liars I watched yesterday. Spencer got locked in a dressing room with one. Not cool, PPL. Not cool. 


This dream got me to thinking about some other things I dislike as of late or always including, but not limited to:

1) Shaving my legs. 
Honestly though, it's the worst. The effort you have to put into it. The amount of water you waste in the shower.  Might have worn a skirt today and it's been about a week since I last shaved my legs. whoopsies. 

2) Cilantro
Don't tell me there is only a tiny bit in the salsa and I won't be able to taste it. It makes you a liar when you say that. 

3) Doing my hair.
I sweat when I blow dry it. My arms get tired from having to hold the blow dryer up for so long. Take this morning for instance. Not brushed, partially dried, and frizzy as shit. Long hair, don't care.

Why can't I have this?! 

4) Reporters on ESPN 
Mad love to my girl Tami, but ohemgee, reporters can be the worst. Especially ESPN reporters. Has anyone been following this whole former Patriots' player Aaron Hernandez being charged with murder thing? I was watching Sports Center before work  like the dude I am and the reporters were standing outside the jail he is at going over his schedule. Well yesterday he spent the night in jail. He was able to shower. Now they are allowed to workout here at this facility....blah, blah, blah.  Um helllllllo, HE IS IN JAIL. He does what people in jail do, try not to get stabbed. No one cares what his living situation is like, the dude might have killed man, he doesn't even deserve a shower or sheets to sleep with. Go report about something news worthy, like how Tim Tebow may finally get some playing time....Bahahahahahahah I just laughed out loud to myself as I typed that. 

seeya, never. 

End rant. 

<3 BB

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Aubrie said...

I am TOTALLY with you on the shaving legs and blow drying my hair. They both suck. Currently my legs are stubbly (is that a word?) which is better than hairy like they are in the winter months... and my hair looks awesome with it's weird twirl my bangs do because I did not blow dry my hair. Cheers to ugly Thursday. ;)
...You're on your own for Cilantro.

Anonymous said...

Maxi skirts were invented to hide hairy legs! The end!

Macey Snelson said...

OMG, I'm dying over that vacuum-ponytail! What an ingenious idea! Although, it kinda looks painful. And I'm in total agreeance (is that even a word?) with you on the shaving your legs thing. I HATE IT! Whyyyyyyy do I have to do it all the time? Can't I do it once and never have it grow back? I mean seriously!

Oh, and *fist pump* on the ESPN thing. The Kid I nanny has ESPN on allllll the time and I'm constantly shouting in it's general direction "talk to me about something newsworthy or just shut the hell up!"

Rachel Sedaker said...

Totally with you on shaving legs, blow-drying hair (seriously, I just showered and now I have to get all sweaty?), and cilantro. Cilantro is the worst!

Jenn said...

Having naturally curly hair comes in handy during the summer when just getting dressed makes me sweat. Blow drying... I sure as shit do not have time for that! People that ride their bikes into work baffle me too. I'd be a gross mess all damn day.

Brad Snook said...

Since I know how you feel about snakes, I'm just going to leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ah92efiXIo

kailyn marie said...

i hate snakes too. fuck that shit.

i shaved my legs last night, huuuuuuge pain in the ass.

i love cilantro so, we outskis there.

i haaaaate doing my hair. hence why it's in a messy bun 90% of the week. and I need one of those vacuum ponytail things, awesome!!

Jill J @ Classy with a Kick said...

I can't deal with snakes. My husband saw one on a dog walk one day and I am so glad I didn't because I would DIE if I saw it. Ugh...

And I hate drying my hair. Unless it is 20 degrees outside and I am freezing, it overheats me. I usually have to have a fan on me while I am doing it. :)

Classy with a Kick

Adriana said...

I pretend I don't need to shave my legs cuz I'm blonde.

also your hair legit looks good so shut it.

Lauren said...

I will never understand you cilantro haters. But I am with you on the legs. Ugh...

And ESPN reporters are terrible when they are talking news. Last night they were saying "Oh, there's no workout facility here; just a basketball court" so of course I have to say "Wow poor MURDER SUSPECT can't stay in NFL shape. Wahhh..." Totally with you there!

Heather Marie said...

you crack me one.

and so sad you don't like cilantro! so so sad!!!

hope you recovered from your dreams.. sometimes those ones i feel like i never slept and am so tired the next day!!

Alyssa said...

"He's doing what everyone does in jail... he's trying not to get stabbed" made me laugh out loud at my desk. girl, you funny.

Tami said...

HAHA It's true, the media is the absolute WORST! SOmetimes I want to punch my own damn self in the face with some of the stuff we put on TV. But I did hear a good joke about Hernandez' jail time... He'll go to jail a tight end, leave jail a wide receiver... BAAAAhahah even I could appreciate that one.

Kalyn V said...

I laughed SO HARD at the Paula Dean gif at the end. But seriously, cilantro is gross and don't tell me you can't taste it.

Jason Stanley said...

hahaha, Samuel L. Jackson. hahaha

Suzannah Hamlin Stanley said...

Um, some of those PLL episodes are seriously scary. The snake one definitely!!

Lauren said...

Poor Paula!

I totally think everyone needs to calm down about her.

heather @ fieryandopinionated said...

ughhh shaving legs and blowdrying hair!! hate both. i tell myself my leg hair isn't that bad - then once i get out in the world i am horribly embarrassed that you can totally see every single hair. luckily in sf, i wear a LOT of pants. also - that vacuum hair trick is amazing.

Bad Luck Jenn said...

Shaving is unneccessary & stupid. My arms get tired too, that's why I wear my hair wet. And I totally love you!