Ugh, guys do you ever have a bad dream where you just feel like you're having it the entire night and can't wake up from it?! That was me last night and the worst part was, it involved a giant snake! And lemme tell you, this girl HATES SNAKES. Confession: I think I had the dream about snakes because of the episode of Pretty Little Liars I watched yesterday. Spencer got locked in a dressing room with one. Not cool, PPL. Not cool.
UGH
This dream got me to thinking about some other things I dislike as of late or always including, but not limited to:
1) Shaving my legs.
Honestly though, it's the worst. The effort you have to put into it. The amount of water you waste in the shower. Might have worn a skirt today and it's been about a week since I last shaved my legs. whoopsies.
2) Cilantro
Don't tell me there is only a tiny bit in the salsa and I won't be able to taste it. It makes you a liar when you say that.
3) Doing my hair.
I sweat when I blow dry it. My arms get tired from having to hold the blow dryer up for so long. Take this morning for instance. Not brushed, partially dried, and frizzy as shit. Long hair, don't care.
Why can't I have this?!
4) Reporters on ESPN
Mad love to my girl Tami, but ohemgee, reporters can be the worst. Especially ESPN reporters. Has anyone been following this whole former Patriots' player Aaron Hernandez being charged with murder thing? I was watching Sports Center before work like the dude I am and the reporters were standing outside the jail he is at going over his schedule. Well yesterday he spent the night in jail. He was able to shower. Now they are allowed to workout here at this facility....blah, blah, blah. Um helllllllo, HE IS IN JAIL. He does what people in jail do, try not to get stabbed. No one cares what his living situation is like, the dude might have killed man, he doesn't even deserve a shower or sheets to sleep with. Go report about something news worthy, like how Tim Tebow may finally get some playing time....Bahahahahahahah I just laughed out loud to myself as I typed that.
seeya, never.
End rant.
