Guys, I made it through Thursday, just barely. It ended with this short story, though: anytime I go somewhere and do not want to take my purse with me, I put it in the trunk of my car - just in case someone tries to break into my car. (please don't go break into the trunk of my car now). Anyway I get to the track yesterday and park out in the big parking lot that gets quite a bit of action. Anyway... I put my purse in the trunk go on with my coaching blah, blah, blah...well I get back to my car 2 hours later only to realize that my trunk had not shut all the way and it just chillin there wide open. I start to mini panic in my head. Is my purse gone? Did people steal all my stuff? Is my car battery dead? This is really the last thing I need in my life. PRAISE SWEET, SWEET BABY JESUS my purse (with everything in it) was still there and my car started...but this was just proof that I need the weekend.
Sidenote, I think this gif wins the internet.
Anyways, I got home made dinner and got straight into bed to read so nothing else could potentially go wrong and guess what... I made it to Friday, I am not tired and things are looking up!!!!! Now let's enjoy to some internets to celebrate.
//I listened to the most interesting interview last night on the way home from track practice. Fresh Air had Jolie Kerr on, author of the book My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag..And Other Things You Can't Ask Martha. Kerr also writes a post called Ask A Clean person and for someone that secretly loves to clean this interview made me the happiest. She talked about how to get out all kinds of stains from blood to puke, and why things like mildew-y towels happen and how to fix it! It was gross and fascinating at the same time! Highly suggest you listen to the interview or check out her writing.
//Hipsters love coffee.
//Samuel L. Jackson recites Boy Meets World.
//Why does nothing cool ever happen to me on planes. I just get stuck next to the annoying people or crying babies.
//Nice Life, Juanny Pabs.
//If you've ever had the misfortune of opening a woman's makeup bag, you know that it smells like a dead actor.
//What did people do before email? Just stare at papers?
Now let's play some tunes to get your ready to #backthatazzup into Friday.
Cheers to the weekend!
<3 BB
21 comments
Glad you made it through, i was worried for a minute. You got extremely lucky with the trunk thing, that's insane.
Oh gosh! I am so glad your purse was still there! I worry that I do shit like this all the time! I am constantly paranoid.
Sweet Baby Jesus wins Friday!
SWEET BABY JESUS
as a canadian and lover of gifs, this could not have been more perfect.
Sweet baby Jesus! Probably my newest fave gif
Ps shut your trunk hoe!
Juanny pabs did better than Frank Underwood's first pitch (are you done with Season 2 yet?!)
Sounds like you had some good Karma stored up! I'm so glad it was still there.
That GIF = AWESOME!
yay you survived!! i didn't doubt that you would though, just a few more hours then weekend and drink o'clock
Oh girl that trunk would have put me into a cold sweat. Glad all your belongings were still in tact!
I'm glad all of your belongings were still in your purse and that you made it to Friday without any catastrophes happening!
Glad your purse survived!
Blow it up, dap dap!
sweet baby jesus gif wins the internet today.
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
Were you also sure you closed the trunk and it magically popped open. Anytime something like that happens to me I spend half the day trying to remember if I actually close the door or whatever in the first place.
oh. my. goodness. Sweet Baby Jesus for the WIN lololol. This made my weekend ;)
I saw that Lion King vid yesterday. WIN.
I'M SEEING DAN CROLL TOMORROW
Bahaahah! SBJ gif for the WIN!
hahahaha that first gif
I've done similar things to your open-trunk thingy. Its the ADHD that makes me completely space out and do really stupid things! One of the worst times was when I came out of work one afternoon to realize I had left the keys in my car, RUNNING, all day long! Doh!
Dammit, Canada!!
It wont let me view the Samuel L. Jackson video. Lame.
Thank God your purse was still there!
We're totally Schmidt and Nick in real life. ALL DAY!
GIRL, not only do I have to teach you how to paint your nails, but now I need to teach you how to keep your purse safe?!?! What am I going to do with you!
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