and we're gonna let it burn

Today, let's talk about the time Bradley tried to burn our entire condo down, ok?!

So here is the back story. I leave for work before Bradley every morning, but he is always up with me as I get ready even though he leaves much later than I do. After I head to work he has over an hour to kill before he leaves and does who knows what with his morning (let's be honest, he probably plays FIFA).

Anyway, one thing he always does is makes himself eggs. I would know this because he leaves the frying pan out on the stove top every day. This is an annoyance I will talk about another time.

So I get home yesterday evening and am running late to spin class. As I am running around to change and get ready for spin make a last second decision to walk into the kitchen and grab a pack of gum. This is when I realize it feels like there is a heater on in the kitchen. Side note: WE DO NOT HAVE A HEATER IN THE KITCHEN. In fact, it wasn't even that warm out yesterday so our place was quite cool...except for the oddly warm area right by our stove.

As I set my hand down next to the stove top to grab the gum, I notice that it is abnormally hot and realize that the burner is on. Better yet, the burner had been on since 7 am. I am no math genius...but I am pretty sure that is 10 hours of the burner being on!!!!!! are you kidding me, Bradley.

Not only did he leave our burner on and try and burn the house down, he also is going to jack up our bill this month!!!ughhh. Now instead of buying me something pretty he will have to pay extra for the gas bill, because you better believe I am not paying the difference for his stupidity. Unlike him I check things like burners and stoves and hair straighteners when I am done with them.

And before you tell me to give him a break...um no, no I will not. 1) this is not the first time he has left the burner on once he was done cooking things. b) are you kidding me?! He tried to burn the condo down!!! 

Let's just be thankful that nothing was near the burner and there was no fire! That would have been so tragic.

Cheers to our house not burning down!

<3 BB

humpday confess sesh

//I confess: I go a little bit crazy every time I try to find Kathy's blog for this Humpday Confessions linkup because her blog name is not the same as her blog URL and it is confusing and I am forgetful and every Wednesday after trying to remember what her URL is I finally give up and go find her in my bloglovin' feed. #bloggerproblems. 

//I confess: Brad and I might have almost caused a car wreck the other day while we were running. It wasn't actually our fault, but kind of.

//I confess: my ears are really waxy all the time and it's not like I don't clean them often. 

//I confess: I often use my pants as my napkin.

//I confess: I lose food in my scarves all the time. Yesterday afternoon I found some my breakfast oatmeal hidden away for later. 

//I confess: last night I had a dream that I accidentally ended up on a porn website on my work computer. It was weird. It got even more weird when I was trying to explain to our 70 year old IT guy that I did not know how I ended up on said porn site. 

//I confess: I am becoming a worthless human being the last few days. I am supposed to leave the house by 6:40. Today I didn't even get out of bed until 6:30. I think I have an iron deficiency? probably just lazy.

Cheers to confessions!!!

<3 BB

humpday confessions

//confession: Every time I think about this linkup with Kathy for Humpday Confessions I sing Usher. these are my confessions...... 

//confession: I am kind of happy the Bachelor recaps are over so I can actually participate and confess my sins. 

//confession: I was lifting weights at the gym on Sunday and slammed the bar into my nose and now some of the skin is missing and it is really sore. I am actually quite surprised I didn't break it and it did not start bleeding. Also, it is starting to scab. nice life, Brooke. Here is a selfie to prove it. I tried my best to cover it up, but it is quite noticeable in person. 

//confession: I don't have self control when it comes to impulse purchases. I do well for a little bit and then just binge on things I don't actually need. Whether it is more makeup than what I went in for or new Nikes because they were on sale last weekend. ugh.

//confession: Speaking of sales, I can always justify buying something if it is on sale.

//confession: I get irrationally upset over little things - example: the other night I got really mad at Brad when I came home and found him watching Cosmos without me ---- even though just the night before we were talking about how we had both heard good things about it and wanted to watch it. I might have assaulted him. He deserved it.

//confession: I had a dream the other night that I was pregnant and woke up sweating in a sheer state of panic. Safe to say I am not ready to be a mother yet.

//confession: I brought clothes to run on my lunch break, but I also curled my hair today and really don't want to get it sweaty, but I know I will be too tired to want to workout after I get home from the track meet I am helping coach at today... my life is so hard. 

And that wraps up my confessions for the week. 

Let it burn! 

<3 BB